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10 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE OF SERIOUSNESS


1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayonnaise jar. Eat in public.

 

2.Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

 

3.Wear a T- Shirt that says : “LIFE”. Hand out lemons on a street corner.

 

4.Get into a crowded elevator and say : “I bet you’re  all wondering why I gathered you here today.”

 

5.Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

 

6. Run into a store. Ask what year it is. When someone answers , yell “IT WORKED!!” and run out cheering.

 

7. Become a doctor. Change your last name to Acula.

 

8. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.

 

9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say : “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot!”

 

 

10.Follow joggers around in your car blasting “EYE OF THE TIGER” for encouragement.

 

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5 thoughts on “10 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE OF SERIOUSNESS

  1. I love the 4th one. I think i m going to add them to my Wishberg(http://www.wishberg.com) a/c, you can steal it from me then :p and even follow me back ;)

  2. essjaie on said:

    Brilliant. :D x

  3. What if they say the voices in their head never wanted fries in the first place? Does that complicate things?

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