10 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE OF SERIOUSNESS
1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayonnaise jar. Eat in public.
2.Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
3.Wear a T- Shirt that says : “LIFE”. Hand out lemons on a street corner.
4.Get into a crowded elevator and say : “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here today.”
5.Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
6. Run into a store. Ask what year it is. When someone answers , yell “IT WORKED!!” and run out cheering.
7. Become a doctor. Change your last name to Acula.
8. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say : “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot!”
10.Follow joggers around in your car blasting “EYE OF THE TIGER” for encouragement.
He he.
Brilliant.
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What if they say the voices in their head never wanted fries in the first place? Does that complicate things?