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CINDERELLA’S 11 COMMANDMENTS FOR FIGHTING FAIR IN MARRIAGE


THOU SHALT NOT start sentences with “YOU” or “YOUR MOTHER”.

THOU SHALT  start sentences with “I FEEL”.

THOU SHALT NOT give any directional instructions  ending with “OFF”.

THOU SHALT NOT use any words starting with the letters “F’, “P” or “B” . ( refer back to commandment 3 ).

THOU SHALT NOT throw the Royal Albert tea set for thou shalt regret it. ( refer back to commandment 1 ).

THOU SHALT yell into pillows and towels  so as not to alarm thy neighbour.

THOU SHALT NOT bring up old fights for every fight deserves a fresh start.

THOU SHALT NOT pack thy overnight bag for marriage is a commitment.

THOU SHALT NOT air thy dirty laundry in public for the public shall not forget.

THOU SHALT NOT throw thy glass slipper for no fight is worth it.

THOU SHALT look at this picture and remind thyself : NOBODY IS GOING TO WIN THIS ONE.

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3 thoughts on “CINDERELLA’S 11 COMMANDMENTS FOR FIGHTING FAIR IN MARRIAGE

  1. You make good points! LOL

  2. Lovely! Made me laugh very loudly! x

  3. Luddite lass on said:

    LOL! OMW – especially don’t throw the Royal Albert tea set. Haven’t you rather got some killer heels strong enough to withstand being hurled with great force?😉

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